G	D	C	G
	Gumboots, they are	wonderful,	gumboots, they are	swell

	C	G	C	D
Cause	they keep out the	water, and	they keep in the	smell

	G	C	G
And	when you're sitting round at home,	you can always	tell

	G	D	G
When one of the	Trevs is taking off his	gum	boots

	G	D	C	G
If it	weren't for your	gumboots,	where would you	be?

	C	G	C	D
	You'd be in the	hospital or	infirma	ry

	G	C	G
	Cause you would have a dose of the flu, or	even	pleurisy

	G	D	G
If you didn't have your	feet in your	gum	boots

	G	D	C	G
	Now there's rugby boots and	racing boots and	boots for drinking	rum

	C	G	C	D
But the	only boot I'm	never without is the	one that start with	gum

	G	C	G
There's	short ones and long ones and	ones up to me	belt

	G	D	G
But I'm never dressed	till I've got on me	gum	boots

	G	D	C	G
	Whenever I sing at the	opera, my	gumboots are a	must

	C	G	C	D
They	help me hit the	high notes, and	do wonders to me	bust

	G	C	G
They	keep the water well away, so me	voice won't get no	rust

	G	D	G
You will not never find	me without me	gum	boots

	G	D	C	G
	Now Rob Muldoon and	Rowling, they	haven't made a	hit

	C	G	C	D
They're	ruining the	country,	more than just a	bit

	G	C	G
If	they keep on the way they're going,	we'll all be in the	turd

	G	D	G
So you'd better get your	feet up your	gum	boots