G	C	G
I got a	new	brown	sports coat

	G	C	D
I got a	new	pair of grey	strides

	G	C	G
I got a	real	kiwi	haircut

	D	D	G
	Bit off the top,	short back and	sides

	G	C	G
Soon as I've	tied	up the	guri

	G	C	D
Soon as I've	swept	out the	yard

	G	C	G
Soon as I've	hosed	down me	gumboots

	D	D	G
I'll be	living it high and	living it	hard

	G	C	G
I'm gonna	climb on	to me	tractor

	G	C	D
Gonna	belt it	out of the	gate

	G	C	G
There's a	hop on	down at the	woolshed

	D	D	G
And it	starts sharp	round half past	eight

	G	C	G
Look at the	sheilas	cutting the	supper

	G	C	D
Look at the	kids sliding	round the	floor

	G	C	G
Look at the	great big	crowd of	jokers

	D	D	G
Standing	round the	far end	door

	G	C	G
I had a	schottische with the	tart from the	butchers

	G	C	D
Had a	waltz with the	constable's	wife

	G	C	G
I had a	beer from the	keg on the	cream truck

	D	D	G
The cop had one	too, you can	bet your	life

	G	C	G
They've got the	teacher to	belt the	pianner

	G	C	D
They've got	Joe from the	store on the	drums

	G	C	G
We're as	slick as the	'Orange' in	Auckland

	D	D	G
For whooping things	up and	making them	hum

	G	C	G
Oh it's	great being	out with the	jokers

	G	C	D
When the	jokers are	happy and	bright

	G	C	G
Oh it's	fun giving	cheek to the	sheilas

	D	D	G
Down the	hall on	Saturday	night